The Happy Roller

Today Neil came up with another new business idea: The Happy Roller.

It’s a foam roller for massaging sore muscles, but it has a frowny face on it. :( But when you use it, it changes color into a smiley face. :)

Turn that frown upside down and roll out those muscles!!

Then he decided the bumps on the foam roller could be little boners that get bigger when you use it. So close to being normal, Neil. You were so close.

Manimals Milk Products

Today Neil ATB (And The Boys) came up with a new business idea:

Manimals Milk Products

A company that gets exotic milks from Rhino, Bison, Cheatah, etc.

The marketing campaign will include a character like the mayhem guy, but he has to go get a gallon of Cheatah Milk or Rhino Milk and he gets real beat up. It’s perfect. It’ll make millions.