Neil Question of the Day: Do Animals Have Other Mating Positions?
/Like.. porcupines. How do porcupines do it? Doggy style? Missionary?
Life’s mysteries.
The Animals of My Dreams
/Yesterday I told Neil about my dream where a strange aluminum match smoke attracted strange animals to my bedroom. One animal in particular was a Monkey Spider. It was like a tarantula, but with the head of a monkey. Neil keeps changing the animal when he retells other people my dream.
“Spider with a chicken head.”
“Spider with a rhino head and a garlic neck”
What even is a garlic neck?
Manimals Milk Products
/Today Neil ATB (And The Boys) came up with a new business idea:
Manimals Milk Products
A company that gets exotic milks from Rhino, Bison, Cheatah, etc.
The marketing campaign will include a character like the mayhem guy, but he has to go get a gallon of Cheatah Milk or Rhino Milk and he gets real beat up. It’s perfect. It’ll make millions.